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    Paz with the Pixies!

    Paz with the Pixies!

    — 3 days ago with 1 note

    exvind:

    scribblingbearcat:

    kammartinez:

    Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

    Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

    DAMN SON

    There is no problem that sass cannot solve

    (via trexally)

    — 3 days ago with 93570 notes
    Catch you guys on the flip side… #stuntjump

    Catch you guys on the flip side… #stuntjump

    — 5 days ago with 1 note
    #stuntjump 

    All I need is time and the patience to achieve it’s passing.

    — 1 week ago with 1 note
    lovelolo:


janna, that’s very sweet


Burbank. I pass by this cleaners every worknight at the Dimps. I advise against living in Burbank. It is a silly place.

    lovelolo:

    janna, that’s very sweet

    Burbank. I pass by this cleaners every worknight at the Dimps. I advise against living in Burbank. It is a silly place.

    (via theladyapricot)

    — 1 week ago with 8 notes

    clacl:

    i bet he sells … quack

    iamkeevee: <3

    (Source: sodaking, via batsandbabydolls)

    — 1 week ago with 214551 notes

    mousathe14:

    ankoku37:

    brianthuff:

    Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

    This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

    image

    "You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

    "You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

    "You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

    "You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

    "You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

    "In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

    "You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

    "You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

    "While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

    I CANT BREATHE

    Story of my fucking life!

    (via batsandbabydolls)

    — 1 week ago with 64436 notes
    #king of ones 

    armin-out:

    every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep

    (via batsandbabydolls)

    — 1 week ago with 57737 notes